The Internet Search
"Oh blissful afternoon",
as I open my Internet browser.
"What does the stupid-wide-web supply me today?"
Fists a-blazing and drizzled snot a-splaying,
Spiff, Biff, and Jiff heave wondrous blows.
"Tangles, wangles, and bangles!" exclaim all three.
"We have got to pee!"
The intelligence and wisdom flow in,
and I can't help but wish to binge.
But, it's no time to rest.
Not on marels, barrels, or even squarels.
The knowledge I wish for is out there.
I've just got to hatch the right string
to bind the browser to bring
the information of such kind
to fuel my hungry mind.
Amid the electronic fractal of life
I shall find the junk, the bunk, and even the funk,
Never forget the skunk.
This wondrous display
is where I'll lay
my digitized remains to rest.
as I open my Internet browser.
"What does the stupid-wide-web supply me today?"
Fists a-blazing and drizzled snot a-splaying,
Spiff, Biff, and Jiff heave wondrous blows.
"Tangles, wangles, and bangles!" exclaim all three.
"We have got to pee!"
The intelligence and wisdom flow in,
and I can't help but wish to binge.
But, it's no time to rest.
Not on marels, barrels, or even squarels.
The knowledge I wish for is out there.
I've just got to hatch the right string
to bind the browser to bring
the information of such kind
to fuel my hungry mind.
Amid the electronic fractal of life
I shall find the junk, the bunk, and even the funk,
Never forget the skunk.
This wondrous display
is where I'll lay
my digitized remains to rest.
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